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readingaroundthemovies:

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i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

drycoochie:

Hi just wanted to make a post to tell you to tell you to tell you to tell you to tell you to tell you to tell you to tell you

katara:

me:*is on the radar*
you:*reblogging your own selfies*