broom broom

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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homoish:

I hate that feeling you get in your stomach when you see him. No, not butterflies. I’m talking about that need for dick so much it actually hurts in your stomach

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

paulpak:

the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t